Technically it was a full on nutrition pack. We went with 20g of whey isolate because she needs short protein strings. We went with 5g of creatine monohydrate so she can recover quicker. That's why she looks a little bloated. Creatine makes me sick, but everything makes her sick so I figured what the hell. Don't tell her mom but I gave her 5mg of iocane powder because it's never too soon to start building a tolerance (extra points if you can tell me where iocane is from). Which brings us to the 100 micrograms of Asian, not African, cobra venom because what if she finds herself barefoot in a Bangledeshi jungle? She doesn't own a lot of shoes yet, and the ones she does own aren't hip boots. It was all suspended in 2 oz of human milk. Healthy, healthy babies.Saturday, July 14, 2007
Baby's First Protein Shake
Technically it was a full on nutrition pack. We went with 20g of whey isolate because she needs short protein strings. We went with 5g of creatine monohydrate so she can recover quicker. That's why she looks a little bloated. Creatine makes me sick, but everything makes her sick so I figured what the hell. Don't tell her mom but I gave her 5mg of iocane powder because it's never too soon to start building a tolerance (extra points if you can tell me where iocane is from). Which brings us to the 100 micrograms of Asian, not African, cobra venom because what if she finds herself barefoot in a Bangledeshi jungle? She doesn't own a lot of shoes yet, and the ones she does own aren't hip boots. It was all suspended in 2 oz of human milk. Healthy, healthy babies.
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On a more sentimental note, that was LMJ's first bottle. She's still exclusively on breastmilk though despite LJ's creative post.
Oh you silly silly man. Everyone knows that iocane comes from Australia ("and Australia is peopled entirely from criminals.")and that reference comes from the most perfect movie ever made, The Princess Bride.
So there you have it, LMJ's first and most appropriate nickname, Buttercup.
Iocane from Australia, yes. But Google told me that it's a colorless, odorless poison! Stop that bottle!
In light of my personal experiences, I'm glad to hear that you left out a dosing of flax. Pampers aren't built to withstand that force.
She seems to like the bottle! That's awesome. Happy pumping mj! (Sorry LJ--this is your blog, right? As usual, I laughed out loud.
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