This is freaking awesome! I just have some questions. Is being a closeted homosexual worth all this trouble? Isn't it easier to just let your freak flag fly? While open homosexuality will most certainly make it more difficult to get elected to the United States Senate in Idaho, isn't getting busted by a cop whose job it is to stake out public men's bathrooms for rampant, random, booty calls a much bigger humiliation? I can only imagine the touchdown dance the arresting officer did when he found out he'd bagged a US senator. This is even better than getting to tell a busted John that the hooker he was with is really a dude. What makes this even better is that Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID) is acting like this is all some huge misunderstanding, even though he's already pleaded guilty. Sure you're not a homosexual, Senator. Why is he trying to pick up men in a public bathroom in Minnesota; why not New York or L.A.? I'm sure he's more likely to find Jai or Perci in a big coastal city, while he's more likely to find Sven or Olaf in the Midwest -- and it's not cold enough yet for them to swing that way.
Equally as freaking awesome is Travis Henry, Denver Broncos running back. He has fathered NINE children with NINE women in four states. He's 28 years old. Wow! Feel free to mix in a prophylactic at any point, or better yet a vasectomy. What's even funnier is that he's a pot smoker(I thought pot was supposed to lower sperm count) and not that good so he doesn't even make the crazy bank one might expect for an NFL player. Idiot
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Closeted. Homosexual. Republican. Idaho.
So many double negatives in that combination of words there's one thing positive. They busted his flamin' ass.
9 kids? 9 mothers? 4 states? That's all we know of. Do you think he didn't take out Petey and the Boys in the other 46?
Yep. Even if I can't find my keys, or I lose the hotel room card for the third time in 48 hours I can't come anywhere near the stupidity of the rich and famous. Thanks for the reminder.
I'm just feeling bad that I've missed two posts since school started. If you can't read your own husband's blog, that's pretty pathetic. I liked both of them--opinionated and yet not offensive. you're smart and funny. Do you get that often?
Earlier this week, we were think that Craig is lucky that Gonzales resigned the same day his story aired. But now we're laughing that Gonzales and Bush are lucky that Craig's story blew the same day Gonzales announced his resignation! Lol.
And I agree with MJ--you're smart and funny!
Everytime a closeted homosexual Republican senator gets busted in a public restroom for lewd and lascivious behavior, a gay angel gets his wings. As for Travis Henry Johnson, I am hoping that he meets Craig in a public bathroom in Minnesota to scare the sperm right out of him.
Nice cheeky rant!
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