Meat the Stars

I'm watching the Biggest Loser on Bravo, and I feel bad for the people on it because while they're doing something positive, they're subject to stupid reality show crap. I don't have a problem with the nazi personal trainers pushing people farther than they want to go, but I do have a problem with forcing them to vote other people off the show. It doesn't add drama, and it's kinda mean. But that's not what this post is about. I have a new show called Meat the Stars, and instead of people trying to lose weight, stars like Nicole Richie, Kate Bosworth, Keira Knightley, and other Auschwitz chic celebrities have to put on weight. McDonald's may be too image conscious to sponsor it but I'm sure Carl's Jr./Hardees would have no problem at all. Just like The Biggest Loser, they would get dropped at a camp in the middle of no where and be forced to eat. I'm sure their metabolisms would slow down once the cocaine was out of their systems, and they were on a strict diet of beef fat, french fries, and white bread. The scoring would be on body weight % gain, and they all have a lot of room for growth. Nicole Richie and Kate Bosworth both weigh under 100lbs. Keira Knightley weighs less than 110lbs., but she's 5'7". 5'7" female athletes tend to weigh about 135 or 140lbs, ripped. I don't understand how these walking candy apples can feel good, but they will after some corn dogs and cheddar mashed potatoes. Must see TV