I Got a Little Bit

My Xmas humor is taking a turn towards the dark. I don't like the over the top tacky "Happy Birthday Jesus" displays people seem to think are clever. I make it a point to read the Bible from "In the beginning" to "Amen" every year, and I don't remember anything about Jesus being gaudy. Maybe I missed something or maybe I have a bad translation but Jesus seemed to be into unconditional love and humility. But since I could be mistaken, I'm thinking about commissioning a Mel Gibson style robotic nativity scene (the Easter one is going to be even better). I don't want to give anything away but Mary is not going to have an easy delivery -- in my front yard. Since CJG works for a robot company I think I can make this happen. Peace on Earth, goodwill towards men.