It’s the Master Race

Thank God for the second amendment. Slapstick might be dead without it. After reading this article and watching this video I was OTFLMAO. That’s on the floor laughing my ass off. I’ll bet dollars to donuts that at least two of the people involved scratch checks on a yearly basis to The National Rifle Association. Guns don’t kill people; retards do. The only thing that would have made this better is if Einstein and Oppenheimer were using crossbows. Dude tried to loosen a lug nut with a double barreled shotgun. Get some PB Blaster. Even if it does ricochet you won’t wind up in the hospital filled with double-ought buckshot. As for the chick and her friends/family, all I can say is holy mother of God. Camouflage: check. Video camera: check. High Powered Rifle: check. Synaptic function: not so fast my friend. I’ve never fired anything more powerful than an air rifle but I could tell she was holding the gun wrong and what happened was going to happen. Why couldn’t the jackass in the camo tell? Was he too busy living out his Steven Spielberg fantasies? Well maybe not Spielberg, he’s a Jew. Not Coppola or Scorsese they’re both Catholics. Definitely not Spike Lee, definitely not Spike. Dammit! camo guy was breaking new ground – and his sister/cousin/girlfriend’s nose. Then they treated the broken nose wrong. Tipping your head back went out of style before Physical Graffiti was released. What about the doctors who had to treat these two rocket scientists? Does stuff like this push the Hippocratic Oath to its breaking point? Are doctors thinking, “I’m working thirty-six hour shifts, and I’m three hundred grand in debt so I can stitch up stupid people that are going to, invariably, complain that I’m charging them too much to stop their bleeding and dig out little balls of lead before they get infected and they die a slow, painful, gangrenous death? I should have gone to law school.”