So I'm going to post some offensive jokes.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get for christmas? Cancer.
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter? A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her
A ship wrecks onto a deserted island. Two guys and a girl survive. Since they don't have anything to do all day besides eating and sleeping, they just have sex. Eventually the girl gets sick and dies. The two men don't know what to do with themselves anymore so they keep having sex. After a few days of sex, they feel guilty about what they've been doing....so they bury her.
I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doberman in a playground.
Pickup line: Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?
How does every Black joke start? By looking over your shoulder!
Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black.
Obama in the whitehouse... Thats exactly what we need, another black family in government housing.
What did the black kid get on his S.A.T?
Pork rinds and orange soda.
What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
The pilot. You're all a bunch of racists.
1 comment:
Maybe you shouldn't post everyday. It only took you 24 days to get to lists of offensive jokes that I presume you read somewhere else. It's ok to just post a picture if there's nothing interesting for writing. (Not an offensive one.) I'll show you how to use our camera.
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