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Holy Taco got W's doodles from the inauguration speech




This is Jada Pinkett Smith's death metal band. She's one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Which is the only reason I care. Her face is nearly flawless. It feels good to look at her. She looks like a Nubian sculpture - not necessarily in the picture. She started a death metal band. She's black. She's married to the Fresh Prince. I don't think he's TCB'n. I think he's a full on homo Scientologist(allegedly). I think their marriage was a business arrangement just like Tom and Nicole's and Tom and Katie's(allegedly). Who is Hancock's best buddy? Unfortunately, Jada's career hasn't taken off like Nicole's did. She's turned to death metal to deal with her disappointment, resentment, and rage. She's turning her back on Jesus, but not in favor of L. Ron Hubbard like her husband and his "wingman" hope. She's turning to the Dark Lord, the Desolate One. It's just a matter of time before she's trying to conjure up Satan on Oprah. She's going to get jiggy with it in a brand new way. When she's done with the rite will it be Oprah herself, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, or Rachel Ray that says, "I'm already here"?